11th  

wow i am off with these humans i don't even know they have taken me into this strange machine which moves along and makes strange noises how exciting.  didn't seem long and i was out of it and taken into what i now now to be home. its so exciting there's loads of new toys and a new bed just for me. its great there's other animals here too think they are scared of me though as they keep running away from me and they are so much bigger than i am how funny.  well time is moving on and the humans are off to bed and i am going with them nice little corner all snug and safe for me (so they think). this pc looks interesting think i will take a look as its quiet the humans are sleeping. oops think my heads stuck in the pc, i cant get my head out oh no what can i do. the humans have come to my rescue looks like i am really stuck and its 430 am the humans think its funny but the last laugh is on me they had to cut the side of the pc in half to get me out hehehe

20th

i have settled in to my new life quite well not to sure where my toilet is the humans have put some pads on the floor and i don't know if that's where i am meant to go so to keep them happy i use it sometimes and  other times i just go on the floor.   i have discovered so much since living here the humans are quite friendly but the male is a walk over i can get away with anything with him.   they took me out in the car to this strange place where this man stuck a needle in me  but i was good i sat there and behaved .i heard them say i have to go back again in two weeks, i am going to try and avoid that one

23rd

today was so warm the humans sat in the garden and i ran around for a bit i was having great fun and it ended when they decided to put me in this silly pink coat with princess written on it i tried to protest but they won , i refused to have my picture taken in it  but after some time i gave in as you can see.

25th

today has been really exciting the humans took me out in the machine i now know to be a car, they let me sit in the front and i could see so much.   we went to Audi in Taunton but they would not let me walk about i had to be carried, there were loads of humans there and  i had so much attention i loved it but being so cute i would accept nothing less hehehe. they also took me to Specsavers where i got a bit worried because the humans there said they wanted to take me home and ive become quite  attached to the humans i live with plus who would annoy the cats if i wasn't there.  at last i was back in the car im so tired couldn't wait to get home and have a nap, but no it wasn't to be we got home and i was introduced to the bath  i tried to protest even though i really enjoyed it so to get revenge i had a good shake next to them when they got me out. cant wait to my next bath.

May 08

12th

today i was taken to see the man who put a needle in me didn't like that much  there was other dogs there and they were huge, the humans wouldn't et me go near them because i have to wait two weeks before i can socialize with other dogs. i dont mind really because when they take me out they carry me which i like (saves on my little legs).

June 08

18th

thought you might like to see me having fun in the  bath so have added some pics. i really enjoy my bath but sometimes i have to be rescued because i put my head under the water and when i pull my head out all my hair covers my eyes and i cant see what i am doing so i end up keeping my head under the water,( just as well the humans are around). when i get out of the bath i do the normal shake to soak everyone then i go mad running round the living room rubbing up against the furniture and attacking my blanket.  this is the time the other animals stay out my way because i chase them too ,its real fun but i am disappointed i have not managed to grab there tails yet.  Eddie loves me and we do play together a lot where as Mitzi and Elvis try and avoid me lol.

Mitzi Biff

Eddie

Elvis

june21

I am  feeling fed up today  i heard the humans talking about taking me to Weston Super Mare to have a run on the beach but it wasn't to be as they discovered that us dogs are not allowed on the beach between may and September. i suppose we can thank the irresponsible owners who don't clear up our poops after we have been .never mind i get to go to Steart  and Stolford often enough. 

 July 1st

today i had a really exciting day out and about with the man human. thought the usual was going to happen  left at home with the female but i got put in the box which i know means i get to go in the  car.   the man was very organized he packed food and my puppy pad ( yes the thing i am meant to pee on lol). i got  the front seat in the car for a change wish the female would stay home more often so i get the front seat.  well now lets think .........ummm first stop was Norton Van centre, i was disappointed because the vans weren't moving and i like chasing cars.    there were loads of humans there so i got lots of attention (i love it). i was  bored after a bit so i found a nice quiet place under a desk and went to sleep while the man did some work. i was feeling quite at home when the man  had to disturb me and put me back in the box again.   next stop was Exeter Audi( what a long time in my box). the human took me on to the grass for a pee but hey i am in control here and i waited until we were in the building and  opps the carpet got wet. the next trip was to Plymouth Audi still the cars weren't moving but never mind. i was on my lead and proudly walked into the building and guess what i had a pee in reception   in front of lots of humans ( my excuse..... i was excited).     again lots of attention and food and drink.     i was really getting fed up now because i just wanted to go home and play with my toys.    think the human realized after a while and before i knew it i was back in my box, in the front seat of the car and on my way home.

July 8th

today i went for my normal walk around the park  this huge dog came over to play and i did my usual trick of lying on my back looking cute. the other dog  was scary being so much bigger than me and i did get stood on a couple of time but i was brave and dint make a sound even tough it hurt. in the evening i was having a nap when both the humans attacked me with these big sharp things. one minute i had a lovely long fringe over my eyes and then bang it was gone. I cant really complain because i can see again now 

July 15th

wow  was it hot today. the humans were in the garden and i was so hot. think the humans felt sorry for me so the converted the bottom of a swing ball into a pool for me. i love it i just couldn't keep out of it ( picture in my gallery).  the humans  did not seem to pleased when they let me out late in the evening and i came running in soaking wet after having a midnight dip and jumped all over them and the sofa. never mind i enjoyed it.

July  20th

the humans  went out and left me on my own. boredom set in so i decided to amuse myself and i ripped up all the papers i found on the floor it was great fun it was everywhere. when the humans returned the normal routine happened and i was  let out into the garden. there i was playing with my toys when these round things floated by. i looked and the boy human (lets call him josh) and he was blowing and that's where these things were coming from. there were loads of  these things floating around and i still don't understand  why they disappeared when i jumped up to get them.  still i amused the humans for a while. 

July 27th

guess what i have been so good i have only been to the toilet outside i haven't even been on those pad things the humans have left on the floor for me. believe me it has been close especially when the humans don't come down and let me  out of my bedroom early in the morning,  i have them well trained though they open the backdoor straight away when i get out of my bedroom. i have also lost two of my teeth which is cool as they feel really strange when they are wobbly.  oh and i have to add i am not pleased with the female human as she has cut my hair, it may be cooler but i certainly look like silly tilly ( hope she reads this).

August 1st

i was taken yet again in the car to see some other humans who often come to see us ( josh calls them Nan and gramphy).  these humans have a cat who gave me a good beating when i tried to play with her, unlike the cats at home she didn't run she turned and hit me.  i had the last laugh though because  i took all her toys one by one and hid them in the garden so when she goes to play with them she wont find them (hehe)

September

what a month i am now a big girl as i have had my first season, i was so stressed with the whole thing i took it out on my teddy bear. i had two weeks where i wasn't allowed outside of the garden. i have showed the adults that i am stressed by eating my pooh (hehe) the female was not at all impressed where as the man thought it was funny. to be honest i have quite enjoyed it.   The adults  gave me lots of hugs and praise because they thought i was now being clean at night in the office ,that was until they caught me in the act.  the humans have started feeding me some strange things ( i have heard runner beans, grapes, crisps, and kiwi fruit mentioned) what ever it is i love it.

October

 i am now getting the hang of my bedtime routine. when the adults go to bed i get put into the office with a gravy bone and my teddy bear. i used to run when i knew it was bedtime but now i climb into my bed and the woman gives me the bone and my teddy. I also got taken to the park and let off my lead but it only happened twice because i heard a familiar voice and went running back to gramphys house (the female was not impressed). i have also noticed a evil cat that comes into the garden and attacks my mates Eddie, mitzy and Elvis) so i have taken to paroling the garden at night, i run around the edges checking for that evil cat.  i have been in trouble a couple of times for chewing one of the human daughters shoes (which stink) and also a bra i found by the washing machine. i say serves them right for leaving them there!   oh yeah there was another moment where i got in trouble but it wasn't my fault. remember i told you i wasn't allowed out for two weeks.... well i did go out but not on a lead .... i escaped out of the front door, i thought yes yes i am free, off i ran up the middle of the road with both humans in hot pursuit. it fell apart when i saw this human in a garden and ran over to say hi...  yep he grabbed me and  handed me back to the human prison officers. i was not impressed and i realized the humans were not to impressed with me either.

November  1st

ok i know its only the 1st but ive been in trouble yet again ,the man left his work diary on the floor in the office and guess what i did? ........ yep i ate it lol. the woman had to sellotape it back together and i heard her say how impressed everyone at work will be when they see the jigsaw  puzzle that it has now become.(hehehe)

December

what a month humans have been so busy with this Christmas thing, lots of wrapping paper for me to play with.  every morning i get excited as i get a walk to around the park.  i have a new lead which is meant to stop me pulling but as if that's going to stop me hehehe.   i have decided i don't like other dogs because they try and play with me and i always get hurt( they are so scary).  now when i go to the park i refuse to go in if there are other dogs there i am not stupid no way i am going to get stood on .  i have taken a liking to tissue and when i see any i run off with it and shred it up . it is fun watching the humans picking it all up.   the humans keep trying to get me to sit,  lie down and roll over( what's that all about)   i do sit and lie down but as for rolling over, it isn't going to happen , makes me feel sick.   i don't understand why the humans brought this huge tree into the living room and put all these bright lights on it. i was very good i waited for the cats to knock things off it then ran off with what ever was knocked off, the humans were not to pleased when i found a fluffy fairy on the floor and decided it had to be killed, but i blame Eddie the cat he knocked it off.   the woman human is my favorite she spends lots of time with me and often gives me bits of food i am not really meant to have, but i am not complaining. my knowledge is improving so much, i have worked out how to get out of this flap in the back door its really cool as i can go out anytime i want. took me some time to work out how to get back in but i have done it and i am very proud of myself.   i like going out when its dark and when the humans are watching the tv thing as i bark and bark and bark and they have to come out and chase me ( good fun)  takes a while for them to get me in.   UPDATE  the female has found this yellow thing which she comes out and bangs on the floor and i give in and go inside not so much fun anymore.  i have also decided that i dint want to be put in the office at night so have spent the last week barking at the door to come out, up until now they haven't given it but i know they will as i am so cute i can get anything i want.

Jan 09

well what fun, went out for my evening wee and all this white stuff was falling all over the place. i had great fun trying to chase it but i got very cold.. i ended up with loads of the stuff stuck to my feet so the humans  put  me in the sink and it all disappeared.  i was not impressed so out through the cat flap i went and did it all again. what fun woke up the next day and there was white stuff everywhere i had lots of fun again and by 9.30am i had been put in the sink three times

do you like my snow boots lol

June 09

well hi everyone i have been growing so much recently but don't think i am going to grow as big as my mum and dad.  i have been so good the humans let me sleep on there bed which is really cool as i have taken Eddies place and he has had to find a new place to sleep, feel  a bit guilty though as he is my best mate.  i think i annoy the humans though because i wait until they are dropping off to sleep then dive downstairs ,out the cat flap ( prefer it to be called dog flap which i allow the cats to use my door lol) and i bark my little head off and the humans have to come let me in. i have my own little routine, every morning once  my mum is dressed i pester her to take me to the park.  i love it when the grass has been cut there as i play in the cuttings. i really don't understand why they throw sticks and balls for me to play with then want me to take it back to them so i don't lol.  i enjoy it more when i have control and they have to fight to get the ball off me. they have been really nice though i have my own paddling pool which i jump into as soon as i have had my walk , really cools me down  and soaks the kitchen and lounge lol.   the humans got so excited a few days ago all because i buried a bone( whets the big deal i was saving it for later)  lots of  joy for them said i was almost like a real dog ..... HOW RUDE.   i will get them back that's for sure especially the female (mum) as she dug it up again and made me hide it in another place.  my diet has gone to pot i eat anything they give me including some purple things, thing they called it beetroot, also salads cakes anything really lol.  there's also a thing in the garden which attracts birds i am not impressed, if i cant get to eat the things on it then neither are the birds , so when they land on it i chase them off. bit annoyed as there are a couple of birds that stay there and taunt me, i have spoken to the cats and they have agreed to help me get rid of them and Eddie very often stalks them but i am disappointed as he hasn't got many yet. well my paws are getting painful now with all this typing so going to end here for now.  hopefully i will be able to pries the laptop off the humans soon and fill you all in with what's been going on in my world.